darbesaurus:

whorville:

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

seaweedick:

walk up in da club like “mom said u have to come home”

viciousdoughnut:

i like music that makes me feel like wearing high heels and walking over the fallen corpses of a thousand men

mspandarew:

there is no winning move to being called a tsundere

if you say yes you are admitting it

if you say no, well, that’s exactly what a tsundere would say

rneerkat:

rock paper scissors stresses me out so much which one do i pick which one will the other person pick i have to decide so quickly